person: whats your major?
me: ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ
what college you going to?
me: ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ
yeah i uh
i updated it once and was then like fuck it
let it outdate
did i just BLOW YOUR MIND
deutschebag replied to your post “omg it’s happened i finally posted something offensive”
what do you mean did you get hate or something
i don’t think i’m popular enough to warrant attention so no
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*